No Fog Goop
$15.00 – $30.00
This digital, hi-tech, space age sauce comes in a plastic carafe with the personal and highly private name of Me, Snorkel Bob, heat-emblazoned on the frontis piece. Look sharp. Be sharp. These pasteurized fatty enzymes will prevent foggage on the interior surface of snorkeling masque lense pieces, heretofore and forever more or an hour, whichever comes first. $15/3 Pack, $30/6 Pack
Directions:
Rub 3 drops on each lens (inside). Rinse once in ocean. Snorkel immediately.
Repeat as necessary, BUT, no work so good when mask wet already.
WARNING
3 drops = 1 big gob. Over 3 drops and you, my friends could feel the flames of Babylon on your baby blues.
CAUTION
DO NOT use this stuff on your shave ice AND DO NOT PUT IN EYES!
Additional information
| Weight | 3.0 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | 10 × 7 × 6 in |
| No Fog Goop | 3 pack, 6 pack |
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