The CRS snorkel gear package gets you Frequent Snorkeler Discounts—$5/head off adventures & 15% off ALL STUFF at any Snorkel Bob’s or at snorkelbob.com. The CRS lets you SNORKEL FOR LIFE (!) (Rule 6* applies.)
And yes, if you’re in Hawaii, weekly tariff accrues to fee simple ownership of à la carte snorkel gear. How do I do it? I, Snorkel Bob, can hardly believe it myself!
NOTE: Rule 6* prohibits this discount from applying to additional CRS memberships or other SB specials, already like dirt; they’re so cheap. TRADE-IN PRIVILEGES FOR LIFE shall grant members 1/2 price on new Snorkel Bob Brand masks, fins and snorkels plus S&H.
TRADE-IN may occur once every 6 months & requires returned gear in good working order. Frequent Snorkeler Discounts & Trade-In Privileges expire when you do.
Snorkel Bob snorkel consultants must assess your trade-in S.B. Brand Product(s) for good working order.
*Rule 6: Wusses, whiners and groaners need not apply. Persons suspected of exploiting this amazing offer to unfair advantage will suffer exposure to my, Snorkel Bob’s, now-famous Shark-Frenzy Impersonation. Have a nice day. I mean really.