The Split Level
A step up to medium-soft, mid-tech, quasi-flex, this mid-range ensemble gets you a step closer to the luxury you dreamed of. Perfect, if you don't mind not arriving, but still want to look like you're on the way. NOTE: Silicone rubber comes in 18 grades, Geo to Mercedes. At Grade 9, the Split Level is in there like a Taurus wagon. All peripherals here too. PLUS MAP'N TIPS UNABRIDGED. Split level for a week, a most popular selection if money is an object but you want to look relaxed. Includes Mask, Bubba Snorkel , Fins, Net Bag, No-Fog Goop and Fish I.D. Card. $22/Week. (Adults Only) For kids see Ultimate Truth below.

The Ultimate Truth
At 5.8 cents an hour, the Ultimate Truth delivers the baby soft, hi-tech, ultra-flex comfort and performance you deserve and came all this way to get. This is the personal choice of me, Snorkel Bob, whether at 150 feet for deep reality check, or only 2 & 1/2 feet, for some up close macro work.
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TOOL FOR CLEAR WATER COMMUNION, WITH GRADE 1, SURGICAL QUALITY SILICONE. GOOD ENOUGH TO TIE YOUR GIZZARDS WITH! ONLY I, SNORKEL BOB, DEAL THIS KIND OF QUALITY. So reach up from the rent, the whine, the gray sky, the dull commute and rampant ingratitude. Snorkel the Ultimate Truth for an entire week! They'll never believe this at home, and the beach crowd will think you OWN IT! Includes Mask, Bubba Snorkel, Fins, Net Bag, No-Fog Goop and Fish I.D. Card. $32/Week. (Kids 12 & under are $22 and include a Li'l Mo Betta Mask and Li'l Bubba Snorkel, the only high quality Rx compatible, crystal silicone mask and dry snorkel in small format in the world.)

The 4 Eyes––Rx
I, Snorkel Bob, can correct nearsighted quicker than you, my friends, can say NOT! CAN. The ocularly disparaged among you can now SEE the aqueous realm. I, Snorkel Bob, have diopters -1.5 to -10.0 as the corrective lens upgrade from the Ultimate Truth Ensemble. Li'l Mo Betta corrective diopters range -1.5 to -5.0.
That's 4 Eyes, 7 days and includes Ultimate Truth Mask with Rx Lens, Standard Snorkel, Fins, Net Bag, No Fog Goop and Fish I.D. Card. $44/Week. (Kids are $32)

Free Services(when you get gear)
Inter-Island Gear Return!
Get your gear on 1 island, return it to any other! No big deal, this, until you figure the time and $ to re-rig. All islands. Good for body boards too with a paper voucher.

24 Hour Express Gear Return all islands!
For those of you, my friends, on flights after 5, before 8, who want to snorkel to the last gasp.

Snorkel Bob's Technicolor Fish Identification Guide
$1. And now, with my, Snorkel Bob's Technicolor Fish I.D. featuring the long yellow 1, the skinny silver 1, the blue polk- dot guy with the green eye shadow, and all the rest, you, my friends, will know what your seeing! FREE, this 1, when you get your gear from me, Snorkel Bob.

Snorkel Bob's No-Fog Goop
  This digital, hi-tech, space age sauce comes in a heavy-impact-plastic carafe in perfect miniature with the personal and highly private name of Me, Snorkel Bob, heat-emblazoned on the frontis piece. Look sharp. Be sharp. These pasteurized fatty enzymes will prevent foggage on the interior surface of snorkeling masque lens pieces, heretofore and forever more, or an hour, whichever comes first. $3 Cheap. FREE to use when you get your gear from me, but you must recycle the bottle to me, Snorkel Bob.

Snorkel Map'n Tips
  We'll give you a printed map'n tips to some of my favorite snorkel spots around the island(s) and our snorkel consultants will give you the inside skinny on the where, when and how to.